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418

I'm a Teapot

The Guardian recommends tea instead of merging.

“Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the error code ‘418 I'm a teapot’.”— RFC 2324, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0)

HTCPCP/1.0 — RFC 2324 Compliance Report

MergeGuardian 9000 attempted to brew coffee, but the server identified itself as a teapot. Under RFC 2324 §2.3.2, this entity is permanently unable to brew coffee and should not be asked to do so.

⚠ This incident has been logged in the Beverage Compliance Dashboard.

✗ Coffee Brewing Authorization: DENIED

✓ Teapot Self-Awareness: CONFIRMED

Teapot Status

Temperature: ∞°C·Brew Status: Philosophically Brewing·Capacity: Unlimited Disappointment

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This teapot has been enterprise-certified and is GDPR-compliant.