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418

I'm a Teapot

The Guardian recommends tea instead of merging.

“Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the error code ‘418 I'm a teapot’.”— RFC 2324, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0)
HTCPCP/1.0 — RFC 2324 Compliance Report

MergeGuardian 9000 attempted to brew coffee, but the server identified itself as a teapot. Under RFC 2324 §2.3.2, this entity is permanently unable to brew coffee and should not be asked to do so.

This incident has been logged in the Beverage Compliance Dashboard.

Coffee Brewing Authorization: DENIED

Teapot Self-Awareness: CONFIRMED

Teapot Status

Temperature: ∞°C·Brew Status: Philosophically Brewing·Capacity: Unlimited Disappointment
Return to Guardian

This teapot has been enterprise-certified and is GDPR-compliant.